Imagine if PC games were sold, new and improved, with 25% less fat. Ugh. You'd have to mod your own lard. Now close your eyes again, and imagine instead that as-yet-unreleased PC games were sold, exactly the same, but with 25% less cost. Better? Thought so. Thanks, false dichotomy.
As it happens, GMG are offering 25% off selected pre-purchase titles, which will also come with GMG Credit and Cash Back. All you'll need to do is say "GMG25-XTYYZ-POSL1" in a clear, stern voice to their robot doorman.
Full disclosure: Green Man Gaming are rs and sponsors of PCGamesN. There's more about what that means below.
The offers will last until 4pm GMT next Friday and can't be used in conjunction with other vouchers. Now come inside, and I'll show you the best of what's on offer.
Pre-purchases (25% off)
South Park: The Stick of Truth
Everything else (20% off)
You can also get 20% off everything currently sold on the site. For that you'll want to bellow "GMG20-PJFEW-Y16HK" in a noisy baritone. And there's even more off selected titles:
Kings Bounty: Warriors of the North – 75% off until Monday 4pm GMT
Sugar Cube Bittersweet Factory – 66% off
Party of Sin – 40% off
Disclosure time: GMG are rs and sponsors of PCGamesN. We're very pleased to be able to work with them. They let us know about new deals and special offers, but they don't have editorial approval over anything that we write. Without their help, Julian would've ed the clergy in accordance with his parents' wishes. Who would write your high concept news posts then?